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Editor’s Choice: 2016 Top Pumpkin-Carving Failures

Portland Entertainment
"Spoopy" Halloween Humor For Portland, Oregon [caption id="attachment_7995" align="alignleft" width="300"] Too SPOOPY for Me... or is it 3 spoopy 5 me? [/caption] What's the one thing spookier than words written in eerie letters styles like skeletons??? Well, misspelling "spooky" as "Spoopy" on a major consumer-goods manufacturing order seems quite a bit more scary to us; but maybe we're a bit too literal. [expand title="Read More..." tag="p"] In any event, autumn has arrived here in Portland, Oregon and everywhere people are decorating their homes, going to pumpkin patches and yes... even enjoying the now-ubiquitous pumpkin-based beverage. We here at Exclusive Portland Real Estate would love to offer some fun holiday pumpkin-carving tips to our readers for this festive time. However, after reviewing some of the greatest pumpkin carving fails on the…
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Funny Short Sale Fail

Short Sales
Some time ago, while negotiating a short sale on behalf of a Portland Home Owner and the bank's phone system went into something of an endless loop of fail. And, while the bank's computer and phone systems failing is not very uncommon, on that particular day I had video rolling to capture the event for all time. I should note that eventually I did get through and we did successfully resolve the transaction but this video still serves as a reminder of the frustration that many home owners experience. The bottom line is we know how you feel and we can help! If you need a short sale in or around the Portland Metro area don't hesitate to give us a call. We're ready to listen and we're experienced in…
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